get to pick out all by yourself is...
- faded blue jean shorts
- a home made iron shirt... that is also a hand me down
- brown cowboy boots... without socks
- and a trucker hat, ... one size too small, that you put on backwards
- Did I mention you were headed to O'Rileys Auto Part store, where everyone knows your name because you are your dad are "regulars"
- Or that your redneck parents thought you looked PERFECT! (and took a picture to post on the net)